Acronyms for the letters IBM

I		Beat		Mac owners
I		Bill you	Monthly
I		Blame		Microsoft
I		Buy		Mac
I		Buy		Mindlessly
I               Became  	Macintosh
I'll		Be		Mad
I'm a		Buggered	Moron
I'm  		Big		Momma
I've		Been		Mamed
I've		Been		Mangled
I've		Been		Mauled
I've		Been		Misinformed
I've		Been		Mislead
I've		Been		Moved
I've		Been		Mugged
Ich		Bin		Mude
Identical	Blue		Men
Idiotic		Bit		Masher
Idiotic		But		Marketable
Idiots		Built		Me
Idiots		Buy		Me
Idiots          Become  	Managers
Ignorant	Big		Morons
Imitation	British		Manufacture
Immense		Bowel		Movement
Immitation of	Bull		Machines                
Immoreal	Business	Methods
Imperialism    	By      	Marketing
Incompatible	Business	Machines
Incompetents	Built		Me
Incompetents	Buy		Me
Incontinent	Bowel		Movement
Incredibly	Badgered	Managers
Incredibly	Bad		Machines
Incredibly	Big		Machines
Incredibly	Bitchin'	Machine
Incredibly	Boring		Machines
Incredibly	Buggy		Machines
Incredibly      Big     	Monopoly
Incredibly      Brilliant   	Marketing
Industry's	Biggest		Mistake
Inefficient	But		Marketable
Inexpensive	Big		Miserable
Inferior	But		Marketable
Infernal	Bloody		Monopoly
Infernal	Blowing		Machine
Infinite	Bucks		Made
Insolence       Breeds  	Mediocrity
Install		Blue		Machines
Institute of	Black		Magic
Interactive	Batch		Machine
Intercourse	Beats		Masturbation
Interminable	Bovine		Machinations
Internal	Beaurocratic	Mess
Internal 	Bus 		Memory
International	Brotherhood of	Magicians
Intolerable	Blue		Machine
Intolerable	Byte-order	Machine
Intolerant of	Beards and	Mustaches
Isn't it	Bloody 		Marvelous
It		Beats a		Mac
It		Builds		Mountains
It'll		Be		Messy
It's		Backwards,	Man
It's		Been		Mal
It's		Been		Malfunctioning
It's		Being		Mended
It's		Better		Manually
It's		Blue		Muck
It's		Broke,		Man
It's 		Buggered 'nd	More
It's a		Big		Mess
It's a		Big		Mother
It's a		Big		Mountain
It's a		Big		Mystery
It's a		Bowel		Movement
It's a		Buncha		Manure
Ittsy 		Bittsy 		Minds
Itty		Bitty		Machines
Itty		Bitty		Mentality
Itty		Bitty		Morons

Composed by acrnyms from Tapio Lanki - 1993 - Ellemtel Telecom Labs and various netnoids.

These acronyms are not intended to reflect on International Business Machines under any circumstances.