You Might Be A Bureaucrat/Liberal/Socialist If

COMMON SENSE
   you think a farm is where you take your kids to pet animals.
   you think a ranch is where you take a vacation.
B  you think your annual budget should be a minimum of 5 pages?
B  you think your children should file a request to eat breakfast.
B  you think your family should log when they use the restroom.
   you think a redneck, a bubba, and hillbilly are all the same.
   you think having a security alarm for your house is prestigious.
   you think milk comes from the grocery store.
   you believe anything the media says.
CONSUMER SAFETY
   you think your stock broker should know your mothers maiden name.
   you think deposit slips are too vague.
   you think ATM machines should require finger print imaging.
   you think your car should be inspected monthly.
   you like Ralph Nader.
   you think Consumer Reports is non-biased.
CRIME
   you think gun control stops crime.
   you think hand guns kill people.
   you think outlawing guns will get rid of criminals.
   you think criminals are rehabilitated in prison.
DEFENSE
   you think the U.S. should dismantal its natioanl defense system immediately.
   you think the U.S. should stop manufacturing all weapons immediately.
EDUCATION
   you think teachers are child care workers.
   you think school is were kids are taught discipline.
   you think a good memory makes you a smart person.
   you think a college education makes you smart.
   you think you have common sense but you don't.
ENVIRONMENTALIST
   you think the ozone hole is growing.
   you think your an environmentalist, but you're really a utopian.
   you think all the forests are disappearing.
   you think the world can't support more people.
GOVERNMENT
   you think more government means a stronger nation.
   you think the government is more efficient than the private sector.
   you think working for the goverment is hip.
   you think government jobs should be permanent.
   you think the paper reduction act was a success.
   you think the government can administrate better than individuals. 
   you think the government should administer health care.
   you think Federal Express and UPS should be forced to change their
     names so people don't confuse them with the U.S. Postal Service
   you think moving papers from tray to tray is work.
   you think the more filing clerks on your staff the better.
   you think committee on committees are a good productivity tool.
   you think a hunting licenses are necessary.
   you think a fishing licenses are necessary.
HEALTH CARE
   you think insurance forms are short and concise.
   you think insurance companies process claims quickly.
   you think insurance companies have good customer service.
   you think the government should administer health care.
   you think hospitals are managed well.
TAXES
   you think the lottery will solve the tax problem.
   you think higher taxes will reduce the deficit.
   you think no one deserves to inherit anything.

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